Kiss My Monkey Ass

Well, my last exam as a 1L coming up in a few hours. This is the first thing I saw on the internet when I woke up this morning.

I'm thinking that it's gonna be a good day, whether the Torts exam has its way with me or not. And considering that I have had a grand total of four or five beers since the Whiskey and Cigar party a month ago, I'm thinking my new "tolerance" will make the Saloon quite an experience.

Here's an IM conversation that I had yesterday:

SexBomb: k this is going to sound incredibly whorish
SexBomb: HOWEVER
SC1L: hahaha
SexBomb: exams stress me out
SexBomb: as they do for everyone
SexBomb: hang on let me type
SexBomb: big orgy
SexBomb: everyone is invfited
SexBomb: but sans the ugly fat people
SexBomb: would let everyone relieve so stress
SC1L: nice! i was thinking the same thing!!
SexBomb: umm, ew
SexBomb: i was kidding

And apparently someone saw fit to publish one of my highschool math exams (click on the picture to enlarge it so you can read the answer):

Fuck This Academic Noise aka Don't Stop Till You Get Enough

Three finals done, two to go until I'm 1/3 of a lawyer, and 3/3 of an idiot.
Keep on truckin, nerds. It'll payoff someday (psssh, hahahaha).