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Money Stolen From Brownies Selling Girl Scout Cookies

ORLANDO, Fla. -- The hunt is on Monday for thieves who stole cash from Brownies selling Girl Scout cookies.

The two young girls set up a booth outside the Publix near Lake Frederica when a man grabbed their money box and escaped in a waiting car.

Bryanna Sura said she'll never forget the face of the man who stole $352 of her cookie money. Her mom tried to stop the thief.

"I guess the supermom thing kind of came out and I said, 'No, you didn't,' and he said 'Yup,'" said one of the girl's mothers.

"That's awful," said one Publix shopper. "That's like taking candy from a 2-year-old."

Citrus Council Cookie Coordinator Barbara King said cookie money has been lifted from Girl Scouts before, but not often.

As soon as word of the theft got out, both Public employees and a Good Samaritan stepped up to donate the missing loot.

The girls had been selling cookies to raise money for a trip to the birthplace of Girl Scouts, Savannah, Ga.

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The mom said, "No you didn't," and the crook said "Yep,"!!! Who robs the shit out of little kids, and doesn't back down when called on it?? I love it. And then some idiot shopper goes, "That's like taking candy from a 2-year-old." Actually chief, it's like taking $352 in cookies from a 6 or 7 year old.

But really, it's not a big deal. They got their money back from charity, and those girls will grow up better people for the experience. The learned a great life lesson at a relatively low cost. Surprise, bitches. The world isn't full of only cookies, smiles, and trips to Savannah. In fact, it's full of assholes. Really? "Yep."

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Oh, I almost forgot.

For your viewing pleasure, I've uploaded a copy of my appellate brief. I've got my fingers crossed, but to be honest, I'm pretty sure that I've got a good grade on this one locked up. Hellllllllo, good grades, law review, gainful employment, motorized transportation, a pimp pad, and hot bitchez (in that order).

Here it is.

I Need Some Grape Drink, Baby

Damn. It's been a month since my last post. This semester's schedule didn't seem too bad at first, but it's wearing me down a lot faster than last semester's. Throw OCI/employment issues and an appellate brief to deal with into the mix.......on top of a civpro mid term (who gives mid terms in law school!?!?), and you've got yourself a party.

True, there were a few beer bowlings, a couple firm-hosted events, a barrister's ball, and a birthday or two, but they still weren't really enough to reverse the tip of the scales.

So yea, lots of things on the to do list, and the blog is kind of low on that list. At any moment of any day, I'm probably thinking about two or three things at the same time, to the point that I honestly started to worry that I had developed adult ADD. Buuut, then I picked up a copy of the National Jurist, and found out that I don't have ADD - I'm just stressed to the point that my brain doesn't work as well anymore. Sweeeeeeet.

Here's some funny shit that I've found. Maybe it'll knock the stress down a peg so I/we can make it to spring break.


Ok, here's the link to the Dane Cook video that I couldn't find for the post below. Click it. The movie is seriously funny, but so is the rest of his site. And I don't think he's funny just since he grew up less than three miles from my house. He's got an HBO special coming up in April that's gonna be filmed in the Boston Garden. I might have to put studying for finals on hold for a few days....

And, here's a link to one of my other favorite comedians: Bill Burr. I saw him at a club with Charlie Murphy, and it was one of the best nights of my life. I know we're in law school and we have little free time, but if you get the chance, take the time to watch the video clips of his HBO special. Ridiculous.


Here's a picture of Pamela Anderson and how she is the woman she is:
























Here's a link to something even prettier than her.


Here's something that is hilarious and that I'm surprised hasn't made the news.

Here's another funny car-related commecial.

Annnd to keep the ball rolling, here's a hilarious insurance commercial. If you turn the volume up, you can hear the N bomb a few times, too. Amazingly failed to get edited out.

Speaking of the N bomb...

"Juice?!? N****, what the fuck is juice?!? I want some grape drink, baby!!"

Ok, that's it. Back to CivPro. Fuck.