Hey, Sal! Fuuuuuuuckin', let's go get a pie, kid!

Oh man. There is a dark place in my heart where a truly special hatred lies. It is reserved for only the most detestable of the detestable. For a while, I had forgotten that I too partake in regional elitism. Yes, that's right. I'm talking about the greasy, no education having, Jersey shore loving, Revere Beach residing, no-R-saying, wannabe mafiosos: townie trash. There aren't too many around these parts (actually, none as far as I've seen), and I had almost pushed them out of my mind, but then I saw this, and all the hatred came flooding back.